Odin 4 president 2012
5/29 18:40 - ferbulo - 2,189 notes
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
5/29 18:39 - alecksssss - 11,044 notes
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
ill hook it up to my kaiji figma and make it type zawa
5/29 18:37 - alecksssss - 80,008 notes
5/29 15:46 - babysealfi - 21,690 notes
PRETTY SURE IT’S BEEN DONE BEFORE BUT IDC??
guess which movie i saw tonight uvu
5/27 18:04 - cruentumridet - 3,806 notes
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
5/27 12:29 - takeshii - 27,854 notes
Anonymous asked: COLE I SIGNED US UP ON EHARMONYCOLE I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED YOUR FILE ON YOUR GAMECOLE I WROTE YOUR NUMBER ON A BATHROOM STALLCOLE MY DOG ATE THE GAME YOU LET ME BORROWCOLE I POSED AS YOU ONLINE AND YOU NOW HAVE 6 CHARGES OF PEDOPHILIACOLE I POSTED AN EMBARASSING PICTURE OF YOU ON FACEBOOKCOLE I STARTED INTERNET DRAMA ABOUT YOUCOLE I MADE A MEME OUT OF YOU
COLE I CHAT ROULETTED ON YOUR COMPUTER AND WATCHED PENIS FOR YOU
COLE I TOOK PICTURES OF YOU WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING TO SELL TO GIRLS IN OUR GRADE
COLE I GOT ARRESTED SO I SAID I WAS YOU
WHILE COLE IS ABOUT TO KISS A GIRL, “COLE YOU CAN DO IT! JUST LIKE HOW WE PRACTICED!
COLE I GOT A VIRUS ON YOUR COMPUTER FROM WATCHING PORN
COLE IM GOING TO JAIL, MAKE SURE YOU WRITE ME LETERS
COLE I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT, NOW HER BF WANTS TO SPEAK WITH YOU
COLE I SOLD YOUR XBOX SO I COULD BUY SOME GUM
COLE I GAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD TO A HOMELESS GUY
COLE I POSTED, SORRY IT SUCKS
COLE I PUT A LOVE LETTER IN YOUR SHOE LOCKER
COLE I NEED AN ABORTION CAN YOU PAY FOR IT
5/26 22:17 - 1 note
hhhhhhyyy asked: wow RUDE YOU NEVER GAVE ME BDAY ART jkjk NOT REALLY jk love u ;P;P (not really that is a JHOKE)
my body is your gift
5/26 21:43 - 1 note
5/26 11:01 - takeshii - 12,605 notes
oh
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
oh
oh
I’m sorry, we can’t be together…
…I’m A minor.
oh my goooooddddddddddd
5/26 10:41 - puptarts - 57,857 notes
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5/25 16:01 - gingerhaze - 7,855 notes
